What's a whacked conspiracy nut to do?
Well, go to the National Labor Relations Board, a branch of the despised Big Government that Ray wants to take down, and ask them to take up your cause. Read about it here.
WTF?!? So, Ray, you need big government protection so you can take down big government? Stand tall, Patriot. You don't need no stinking federal regulations. No, Sir. Let the market decide.
Well, unless the market decides that you make a lousy employee. Then it's time to thank your camo bible that the Supreme Commander in the Sky works in mysterious ways. Oh, or maybe it's just your way of infiltrating the commie pinko, tree-hugging NLRB. Do you wear your strap-on device (aka peace maker), when you meet with your advocate? Do you want to plug him as he plugs for you?
It's not unlike the ACT folks who decry every penny of tax, yet are the first to call up Soundoff to whine when their roads aren't plowed. Or like Mrs Ted Spraker who publicly denounces Obamacare while she is covered by socialized medical insurance.
Folks here on the Kenai are against government until they need it.
Then they are against it when someone else might legitimately need it.
Or in Ray's case, he wants to destroy it.
But first, he needs it.